"Sperm can get 12 people pregnant in a day." Hey, I love sex, but that sounds like too much work for me — and painful. Now that I'm in my eighth decade, I hear stories about guys my age who have gotten together with much younger women, hoping to raise a family. One guy went to a fertility clinic to check his sperm count and make sure he could deliver. The nurse gave him some pornographic magazines and a sample jar and sent him to a private room. When he didn't come out after half an hour, she knocked on the door. "I'm not ready yet," she heard him say. Fifteen minutes later, she tried again. Still not ready. Finally, after an hour, the man came out of the room and said to her, "It's no use. I tried with my left hand... I tried with my right hand... I just can't get the lid off this jar."
"Sperm can get 12 people pregnant in a day." Hey, I love sex, but that sounds like too much work for me — and painful. Now that I'm in my eighth decade, I hear stories about guys my age who have gotten together with much younger women, hoping to raise a family. One guy went to a fertility clinic to check his sperm count and make sure he could deliver. The nurse gave him some pornographic magazines and a sample jar and sent him to a private room. When he didn't come out after half an hour, she knocked on the door. "I'm not ready yet," she heard him say. Fifteen minutes later, she tried again. Still not ready. Finally, after an hour, the man came out of the room and said to her, "It's no use. I tried with my left hand... I tried with my right hand... I just can't get the lid off this jar."